How do you make a tuna melt? Play her some Barry Manilow.
Ingredients
Tuna
Hard boiled egg
Mayonnaise type dressing
Celery
Swiss Cheese
Bread
OJ (optional)
Instructions
1) Mix up the first 4
2) Place on toasted 6 with melted 5
3) Eat, and wash down with 7
Important
- Sandwich cutting 101: This sandwich must be cut down the centre and not diagonally. Diagonal sandwiches have deli meats on them. Tuna, along with cheese or plain butter sandwiches are always cut down the middle. Club sandwiches should be cut into four triangles. Party sandwiches may take any form (triangle, pinwheel, etc) as long as they are smaller than 1/4 of a full sandwich and are placed directly into my mouth.
- Tropicana is such a good orange juice that it doesn't taste like oranges. Oranges taste like Tropicana.
Verdict
Taste: Delicious
Breath: Needs mint
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Chicken of the Sea
Posted by Oren at 12:20 AM
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Please do a post about the plain butter sandwich. It sounds... like toast.
I will try and make this happen. Please note, plain butter sandwiches are nothing like toast. Firstly, they are not toasted. Secondly, a proper one involves egg/challah bread; a variety that doesn't toast too well.
This will all be on the test. Tell your friends.
You know I held back on saying this but are you saying my white bread and butter sandwiches as a child were not proper?!
I think I'm saying that they were not the butter sandwiches they could have been. They may, however, have been rather proper if the white bred sandwiches' skirts cut off below the knees. Wait, are we talking about the same thing? Oh well. QED.
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